Just for reading you get a joke! i know it's long, but it's worth reading
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After ordering a drink the man pulls a miniature piano and man out of his pocket and sets them on the bar. The little man sits down and begins to play a few songs. The bar tender, seeing this display, is amazed and asks where the man came across such an incredible thing. The man explains that he found a magic lamp and when he rubbed it a genie gave him one wish. The bar tender decides he has to try this and asks if he may. The man agrees and hands over the lamp, the bar tender then proceeds to rub it and a genie pops out. "I wish for a million bucks!" the bar tender screams. The next second a duck walks through the door and then another and another until soon the whole bar is filled with ducks. "I think your genie has a hearing problem!" the bar tender shouts. "I figured that out, do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
lol. i love that one. it makes me giggle. i hope you understand it because i never know if everyone's mind is a dirty as mine










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Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away.
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Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away.
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Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away.
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"Find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. Thats the kind of person thats worth sticking with." Juno
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Aretha: hey it's Aeileta's laptop. I wonder what it has in it *opens*
Laptop: *scans Aretha's face* Facial Scan complete matches with name: Aretha. Code red. Auto running system engage. *grows legs, runs away*
Aretha: ... NOT FUNNY!
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